Plastic Surgery in Houston’s Look at Celebrities with Most Plastic Surgeries
Sunday, 28. February 2010
Plastic Surgery in Houston will take a look tonight at the celebrities that have had the most plastic surgery done. We know a ton of celebrities have cosmetic work done. Some are open about it, some like to be more discreet. The ones with the most plastic surgery can be spotted from a mile away though. Let’s take a look starting the list with a newcomer to the scene.
#16 Heidi Montag
Heidi is trying to make a name for herself in the plastic surgery game. She does not hide the fact that she has plastic surgeries. In fact, she embraces it and brags about it. She has had 10 cosmetic procedures thus far and she still hasn’t even hit 24 years of age yet. Look out everybody, there’s a new girl on the plastic surgery block and she’s gunning for you.
#15 Melanie Griffith
Melanie Griffith is married to a younger man, Antonio Banderas, so maybe she feels the need to have the plastic surgeries to stay looking good. She has the fish lips to prove it. She is still only in her 50’s, so we should expect much more work in her future.
#14 Meg Ryan
I’m not really sure what Meg Ryan has been thinking. She went and bought the same fish lips that Melanie Griffith got a hold of. Unfortunately, it is not looking that great on either of them. Meg Ryan played the types of characters that we would want to think would age gracefully and not worry about plastic surgery, but the real Meg Ryan is letting us down.
#13 Tom Jones
Tom Jones is at least old enough to where we can’t blame him if he wants to use all that money to make himself look younger. The surgery really doesn’t look too bad, so it’s tough to get mad at him. But, this isn’t a list of worst plastic surgery, just the most plastic surgery.
#12 Bruce Jenner
Jenner falls in the same category as Tom Jones, but Jenner just hasn’t pulled it off as well. Jenner used to be a world famous athlete. He still looks like one, except now it’s Billie Jean King, tennis star, that he looks like. I’m not sure, but I think ten times out of ten I would prefer to look like an old man over a slightly less old woman.
#11 Burt Reynolds
Burt Reynolds is ripe for an advertisement deal with a wind tunnel. He has that constant look as though 65 mph winds are blowing directly into his face. I’m not sure, but I’m also thinking the eyebrows and moustache could be held on by velcro.
#10 Priscilla Presley
Priscilla has really changed a lot since she was married to Elvis. She has had about three or four different faces since then. If Elvis were alive, he wouldn’t recognize her. Her surgery has actually not been too bad. She wears her faces well.
#9 Dolly Parton
The scariest part about Dolly Parton is she just doesn not appear to have aged much in the past 25 years. She’s the female version of Dick Clark. She has some really good surgeons, because she doesn’t have the Burt Reynolds wind tunnel look, it’s just a natural look(well as natural as one can look after that much work). Don’t tell me that it didn’t cost a ton of money to look that natural though.
#8 Mickey Rourke
Mickey, Mickey, Mickey…what are we gonna do with you. The only roles he can play now are wrestlers that have had their face smashed in for 25 years. He’s a natural for that role at this point. Rourke used to be a heart throb in his former life. In this life he looks like a Celebrity Death Match claymation character.
#7 Pam Anderson
Pam had some huge implants put in. She had some major reworking done with her face. Who are we to say it wasn’t worth it though. Without all of that, she may have not had the career that she had. So, I’m sure she is ok with the tradeoff. It’s hard to look at her and tell what she is really supposed to look like though, because she has done so much.
#6 Cher
Cher is in her mid 60’s so we have to cut her some slack if her face looks like a porcelain doll’s face. She has always had the big cheeks. Her lips are little tighter than they once were. She’s another one though where it’s tough to find much fault. She looks good for her age.
#5 Carrot Top
Where to start with this guy. I used to like Carrot Top as a comedian. Now, I can’t get past the sideshow of his plastic surgery and steroid use lond enough to even find out what he has to say. He just looks scary and anyone that would do that to themselves, I would rather not have to be in the same building as them. Who knows what other crazy stuff he might be capable of if he’s knowingly turning himself into Eric Stoltz’s character on Mask.
#4 Kathy Griffin
Griffin is taking over for the #2 person on this list as the B list celebrity that is embracing the plastic surgery schtick. She’s not very funny. She is not too talented. She has to go the shock route and not be afraid to lay it all out there. That’s what she does, and she gets paid to do it. I almost think she gets the work done more so that she can be known for something rather than because she likes the way it makes her look. She was a bad comedian looking for a schtick and she found it.
#3 Jocelyn Wildenstein
Jocelyn really isn’t what you would consider famous or a celebrity. Her entire fame is built on her bad plastic surgery. I think this one has been talked about enough. She literally looks like she got stung by a bee and his deathly allergic to bee stings. I think Martin Short had her surgeon do his makeup in Pure Luck after being stung by a bee.
#2 Joan Rivers
Joan is up there in age. She is not an apologist about her plastic surgeries. In fact she uses it to her advantage in her comedy routines. There is nothing to say here that hasn’t already been said. Rivers is probably the face of plastic surgery in America. She looks like they have been adding layers steadily, because her eyes are getting deeper and deeper into her face.
#1 Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson is the one that everyone likes to make fun of. Of course he must have had hundreds of cosmetic procedures done. All celebrities have cosmetic procedures, but Michael took it to a new extreme. When he died, he literally looked nothing like he did when he started in the business or even when he was in his mid 20’s. Hopefully no one else goes this route, but with the way plastic surgery is becoming more common, we might see more of these types of transformations in the future.
